I am a Mutant. But not in a Ninja Turtle way.

Don't believe me? Well, it's true! Red hair is created by a mutation of a common hair gene. Weird huh? Always knew there had to be an explanation for my weirdness! My friend keeps telling me I should use it as an excuse. Perhaps: "I got a D on your test? Well, I'm sorry. I have a mutated gene." or "You know, my mutated gene might make it hard for me to run the mile. Sorry!" It might work, who knows? Until my teachers looked it up. Since I learned of this, reheads seem to be following me. Michael Jackson does too, but that is an entirely different matter. Either way, I intend to move Denmark and will most likely never move to Canada. Because the people in Denmark think redheads are lucky and give us our own holiday! Canadians give us a holiday too, but it's a little bit different. "Kick a Ginger Day." It's officially celebrated on November 20 and is being celebrated more and more every year all over the world. And those "mature" bastards based it off a South park episode. I recently watched a vid on youtube on red heads. It is very cleverly titled "Red Hair." Which pretty much sums up everything you could possibly want to know about redheads throughout the history of the world. I love her opinions on the whole Kick a Ginger thing. Quote: " Yah. Smart idea. We have a fiery temper, we're unlucky, and we're f-in crazy. Go ahead and kick me and see what happens!" Haha... so I'll leave you with that video so you can not have to be lazy and not look it up. Here:

Just thought I would write a quick post tonight. Which is odd that I choose to wrote when I have a pretty hectic schedule tonight but when I have hours of time, I do nothing. Oh well, I'm off to get the Twilight DVD at a midnight party with my besties and hopefully it'll be a great night! I'm gonna do my hair up all Alicey and look all pale and see if I convince anybody! Haha... wouldn't that be something? I should stare into space a lot and then start skipping and analyzing people's outfits. Ha, this is gonna be great. Well, I've got to run, so have fun duckies.
-Eilidh

Yes, I just called you a duck. Get over it.

Got to Find a Country and a Disney Princess

This is gonnna be short as my computer is going to shut off any minute now. I'm eating animal crackers, looking up countries for foreign exchange programs, and trying to remember what I did in school today. Oh, and sleep sometime tonight if I can. The animal crackers are making me very very confused. I just got one that looks like a hybrid of an ape, a really fat lemur, and a bear. Or my science substitute from a while back that had man boobs and a pregnant- like stomach and would always yell some random line at the begginning of class just to scare everyone. Yeah, I think it's him. I mean the thing is even hunched over like he would right after he yelled as if his yelling had broken something in his spine, which quite possibly could've been the case. And frequently. Anyway, I have to go finish my script from Sweeney Todd and find a way to stick a Disney Princess into it and not change any of their lines at all. This should be interesting. As my former science sub so famously shoute all of the time: "WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!!" *cough cough* I think my back just cracked...

I'm Not Physic Now, Promise!

I don't recognize myself when I look into a mirror anymore. Don't freak, I just got a haircut. I'm not going all deep on you! I'm not old enough yet, duh. I've always wanted it really short but I've been to scared of that big of a change. I always meant to, it was just never convienent. I didn't want to hate it and have to go to school with it, but then during the summer, I had stuff to do and that was just as bad timing as well. So, everyone went to get my brother's haircut, and I don't know how it happened, but I lost like 10 tons of hair. Seriously. It looked like Clifford, the big red dog has just lost all the hair off his head. So now we have Clifford running off with a bald head and me with extremely short hair. It was a big step, but I'm really glad I did it! I now look like a combination of Alice Cullen (not beacuse of the vacant stares!) and Molly Ringwald from Breakfast Club. Here's the idea put into pictures for all you visual learners:
Alice + Molly = Me


Pictures make the post look so much better! Yay color! Now I've got to go find a scene from Sweeney Todd and find a way to incorporate a Diney princess into it without changing the lines for Drama class ... ah... the sweet smell of random!

Random Find #1

I stumble along random websites a lot. So to ease my burden of the weirdness, I've decided that I must share some with you! I'll share one picture, video, music file, or anything else that might ome along! Enjoy number one of my random finds becuase soon you will all depend on them! MwahhaaaHaaaaaaaa.... I didn't say anything. Here, enjoy. Just don't ask:









Really! I didn't mean to find this! It came to me! If this is destiny, I'm worried. Like seriously worried now. And if you don't believe me and you think that I made this up with my amazing skills, you're demented. But, maybe I do have a reader somewhere where dementia is accepted freely and crazy people are allowed to use the internet (not meaning me of course), and are skeptical so here's a link for all my favorite wackos:
http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/6/pyzampoophat.jpg
There, happy now! That was what cam eup and I didn't go through whatever website is in the picture. Now go cry to yourself like I did when I first saw this. Oh, yes there were many tears streaming down my face. Tears of laughter.