Friday, May 15, 2009

I had too much sugar

I'm tired. And my bones are achey and I have an essay to write. A script to memorize. Tweets to put up. I know. None of these are good enough excuses as to why I haven't written a post in months. And they make me sound a bit like an 80 year old. But I've also been spending time on watching movies about vampires and auditioning for things! Still not good enough... I know... But out of all the horribly exciting things I've been up to, I'm not going to post anything about them. I want to say that the economy should be the cause behind people working hard and long shifts and jobs to pay for regular daily fees. But today I received tsomething that makes me believe that many are slacking off and falling asleep on the job. I received TWO spoons in my Wendy's take out bag. That's right. Two. It's practically a crime. You don't put two spoons in someone's meal bag! What if this makes the customer think that the person working at the spoon factory, which in a side note here is where I've always dreamed of working, is telling them they need to eat double the usual amount of ice cream or other assorted food that you eat with a spoon because the are much too skinny. Then this hypothetical person, shall we call her Sally, eats 2x what she was planning and ends up severly overweight over the years. Then she starts puking it out to make herself skinny again and destroys her self-image. So this lazy person probably half-asleep has ruined Sally's life. Or it could just mean that I have an overactive imagination. It's just me huh? Anyway...